Do you own a dog?

A discreet phrase to get the fuck out! Or just leave a function.
"Sue Ann, do you own a dog?"
"Yes, Ariff I do"
*leaves*
by fragrant tofu October 18, 2023
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struck by your own shell

A phrase used to describe an action the backfired.

Etymology: Mario Kart games, firing a Koopa shell and having it hit your kart instead of an opposing racer.
"You just got struck by your own shell, Bob!"
by Skuld Skuldrun May 27, 2007
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make your own dinner

A sexual position in which a woman is masturbating in the kitchen, and a dude walks in sad.

Coined by comedienne Liz Miele.
"Honey, make your own dinner. /Somebody/ has to do this."
by doubiesnax May 01, 2015
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Minding Your Own Business

To focus on your own life and ignore the lives of others. To refrain from judging, investigating, and mind others people business. To stop being judgemental about others because you know how hard it is to have a good life, so you Mind Your Business. And work on your life instead.
Juana: (sits and works on her homework) She is minding her own business.
Mike: Hey Juana, what you doing? ( Mike is not minding his own business)
Juana: I'm minding my own business while you are not minding your own business.
by Puerto Rican Unicorn July 25, 2023
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Grinding my own Business

When grinding, only paying attention to the chick in front of you and not lookin around at other couples (or sandwiches) grinding around you.
Al (grinding Kari, talking to Lyle, who is grinding Lena)- Pretty great party, right?
Lyle- I can't hear you. I'm Grinding my own Business right now.
by Dusty Cox December 02, 2009
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scoring on your own net

To insert one or more of ones finger/s into ones anus.
1. Hey Brad, I heard you were scoring on your own net in the shower last night.

2. Brad just scored on his own net and now he needs to clean under his finger nails.
by high score April 23, 2008
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Butter Your Own Scone

Example 1
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!
by ButteredScone May 13, 2015
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