Long Cow

The God of our world. He created the universe and everything in it. The finest representation of our god is by a follower named William Henry Davis who created a painting featuring long cow's form after he attained moksha. He has preached everywhere in the world because his godly power allows him to. The four gods under him, namely Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Sans and Polish toilet are the ones who brought on the truth to us humans. Long Cow is often confused with Polish Cow who is in reality, an alternate form of Long Cow. Recently, Long Cow has disappeared and was not known to most of mankind after he found out about Dream's music video called "Mask".

Person A: All Hail Long Cow Sama.
Person B: Amen.

by Euro-kun July 28, 2021

Skankie Cow

A girl who needs to find a man with no standards. She immediately alienates every woman she meets and believes that the best way to lure a guy is to wear her ankles as earrings.

Son : I met my old girlfriend Carol the other day.
Mother : that Skankie cow?

by wilson68852 October 24, 2010

cow-spanker

A dairy farmer or stockman. (New Zealand origin)

The man whom spends time with cows on their last night on the farm before being sent to a slaughterhouse. (American Origin)

"Forget going to this place called Walmart...I'll hit up the cow-spanker down the street for milk". (NZ)

Guy One: "Damn...that sucks for John."
Guy Two: "Why...because he has to stay late?"
Guy One: "No...he's the cow-spanker this week..."
Guy Two: "He is either going to love or hate that steak dinner tomorrow!" (American)

by Djgamer101 April 25, 2011

cow tiddy

The underbelly of a female cow that shoots out milk like little guns.

Syn. Utter (sg.)

"I collected milk from that cow tiddy."

by Cow_esperts May 3, 2016

side cow

A fat girls sidekick fat ass whore freind

There is Becky and her side cow

by metalmaster100 January 19, 2017

Space Cow

A certain phenomenon in the upper Midwest in which all food vanishes due to a HUGE cow, which takes up alot of space.

Damnit Space Cow! i knew you were hungry but did you have to eat ALL the food?!

by wizzle bizzle September 8, 2006

cow fries

the testicle of a calf, deep fried and tasting like a chicken nugget and or fried bologna
made by the owners of beef cattle (to be killed for meat) they cut the balls off of male calves so they do not produce testosterone and not be hostile toward the owners or toward other cattle.

aka rocky mountain oysters

mmm! the cow fries are chewy!

by jackieC January 26, 2004