Daylight Saving Time

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.

Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?

by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019

save crave

A situation in a video game where you haven't saved your progress in a long time, and you feel nervous when the next opportunity you will have to do so.

Guy 1: How do you not have save crave right now? I've just watched you play this video game for an hour, and you have yet to save the game!

Guy 2: I know what I'm doing.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Lord in heaven save my soul!

What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming

*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*

Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!

*Girlfriend cums passionately*

by Bad C dev November 18, 2024

Saving the syrup

Trying not to ejaculate while masturbating

I was saving the syrup till the end

by Kwit kam April 3, 2022

sand save

Getting up-and-down for par from a green-side bunker.

Tiger had a great sand save on 10 to keep himself in contention for the Masters.

by Garbage Heap January 30, 2021

polar bears need to be saved

on jan 6 2021 trump will be dumping alot of oil into the ocean and it will melt the ice and kill the polar bears.

hey ___ polar bears need to be saved please help them :(

by help polar bears December 30, 2020

lord save me

you hate life.

Person:Lord save me
Other person:you hate life

by I HATE MY LIFE WHAT AM DOING December 10, 2021