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Tomato Satan

A rare species of miserable, little man who thinks he's entitled to sexually harassing females and places blame on his sexual confusion/frustration. Often arrogant and believes he's attractive to both genders, oblivious to how repulsive he is to glance upon.

Tomato satans come in a variety of colors, but red is most common. Hence the name tomato satan, due to the red pigmentation often resembling the red of a tomato and also satan.

Other common traits include crooked stature, carelessly talking bad of their friends and family, making any one that ever wasted time on them angry and regretful, disgusting every female they ever knew, becoming a source of far too many inside jokes, and being an overall failure at life.

Don't get involved with a tomato satan for they are extremely toxic and can easily dissolve your social relationships with others.
Girl 1: Wow that guy over there is trying wayyyy to hard to hit on Ben and Ben's not even gay. Wth is going on?
Girl 2: That's a tomato satan for ya...they don't understand no.
by clillaryhinton October 17, 2017
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Tomato emoji

I added this tomato emoji over a man I’ve been dick riding for a while now. Isn’t it cute?
by you_frickin_fricks November 21, 2022
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Tomato

Tomato
Tomato
by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur July 19, 2021
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Gender Studies Tomato-can

God, yeah, wow. There he goes again. Didja see it?
Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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Tomato Religion

by MrOce May 6, 2019
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Tomato

Marlie Smith is a tomato
by dhsntjxje February 2, 2023
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Tomato Tango

The act of moving your early season tomato seedlings to follow the sun for maximum growth potential.
Bob's tomatos benefitted greatly from him doing the Tomato Tango each year.
by Bobwayne November 30, 2021
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