brain smoke

The steam that escapes from your mouth when you are trying to eat something that you have realized, too late, is way too hot. (Created by Jane, age 5)

The chocolate chips in that cookie gave me brain smoke. Next time I'll just let them cool a bit first.

by Jane the Kid August 13, 2020

Brain Pirate

Similar to a Brain Ninja, a Brain Pirate stays in someone's mind much longer, usually pillaging and taking over that person's thoughts. This can be used to describe women that you sometimes can't stop thinking about.

Mike: Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ashley.
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...

by TraptInTheBurg December 17, 2008

Dookie Brains

A term for some who is not too smart.

(Especially if they think the moon landing is fake.)

Bro, you're a Dookie Brains for not understanding the moon landing is real.

by Dooked June 27, 2019

Brain Formula

The source of all knowledge. It is written on a sticky note.

I found the Brain Formula

Okie dokie

by SeenDizzle July 27, 2020

Raisin Brain

A very impaired brain, shrunk and deformed - like a grape withered by the sun, forming a raisin.

They always wondered what was wrong with Chad, he always seemed dumber than a piece of toast. "Perhaps he has a raisin brain?" Julie offered. "My cousin had raisin brain." George said. "Couldn't tell his ass from his face." Chad continued to stare at them in confused silence.

by Bmckeat June 3, 2021

Bird brain

A simple phrase that means that something is really dumb.

Aw damn, Melissa got a bird brain

by SlipNdip_69 March 29, 2020

exam brain

When you're so busy and consumed with school, exams and studying that you forget, confuse or aren't able to remember the rest of your schedule.

You must have exam brain.

by S Black December 15, 2013