Newport, New York

Small ass farm hick town with teen country boys riding any machine there is, smoking pot, and drinking. Only thing there to do is go to Stuart’s in Middleville, ride, or get in trouble.

Person: Where are you from
Them: Newport, New York
Person: That’s a town? Never heard of it

by threeonefiver September 18, 2021

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New York Marriage

An agreement between two spouses who hate each other that is is in their best interest to remain married solely for financial purposes.

"Man you ever think about getting a divorce."
"Nah, my wife's a fuckin' lawyer, and our mortgage isn't paid off."
"Geez man, you're stuck in a New York Marriage."

by tmsimps2 May 15, 2016

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new york snap

when you fart in a woman/mans mouth and it makes a "snap" noise...why anyone would do that is beond me.

"dude i did a New york snap on your mom last night, and she liked it."

by sexyybeastbby. January 23, 2009

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New York Sober

Like California Sober, except instead of only smoking weed, you only smoke cigarettes.

Jane: “Why is Joe standing outside of the bar chainsmoking? He hasn’t even gotten a beer, why’d he even come?”

Jim: “Oh yeah, he’s New York Sober.”

by LordPhilipMorris August 15, 2023

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The process of putting an open beer bottle up your ass letting all the beer go into your ass and then you put your ass up to the sky then you take out the beer bottle and someone drinks the beer from your ass.

Did you hear that Jeff tried the New York Buttplug last night ?

by Bigdicknibba April 14, 2018

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