New York Sober

Like California Sober, except instead of only smoking weed, you only smoke cigarettes.

Jane: “Why is Joe standing outside of the bar chainsmoking? He hasn’t even gotten a beer, why’d he even come?”

Jim: “Oh yeah, he’s New York Sober.”

by LordPhilipMorris August 15, 2023

new york hospitality

When someone offers you a neon gravity chair and tent to sleep in instead of inviting you into their home.

That Meghan girl sure is sweet besides the unwanted gift she gave me.... she sure showed me some New York hospitality when I needed I place to stay.

by The voice guy April 16, 2019

New York Marriage

An agreement between two spouses who hate each other that is is in their best interest to remain married solely for financial purposes.

"Man you ever think about getting a divorce."
"Nah, my wife's a fuckin' lawyer, and our mortgage isn't paid off."
"Geez man, you're stuck in a New York Marriage."

by tmsimps2 May 15, 2016

Newport, New York

Small ass farm hick town with teen country boys riding any machine there is, smoking pot, and drinking. Only thing there to do is go to Stuart’s in Middleville, ride, or get in trouble.

Person: Where are you from
Them: Newport, New York
Person: That’s a town? Never heard of it

by threeonefiver September 18, 2021

Carthage New York

Located in frozen hell, go to Carthage high school and you’ll find the whores and the fuckboys!! Everyone there is somehow related so be careful dating up there y’all. You can find heroine and weed there’s nothing to do because it’s fucking freezing most of the year. Oh and if you want some free head ask any girl at the school they’re all secretly hoes. We have the shitkickers and the townies the whores and bitches then the military kids.oh and let’s not forget that many families are from natural bridge the incest capital:)!!!!! Ya nastys

ugh Carthage New York is filled with weirdos

by Brappppp. May 14, 2018

New york slider

When you get a running start and enter her with power

I pulled a New york slider on her

by Danny DeVito for president December 20, 2016

New York Cement

2 Men from the US state of New York dress in construction uniforms. 1 Of the men covers himself in human feces, The other one lays down on a flat surface not moving. The man covered in human feces rolls himself over the man laying.

I just watched this disgusting video of these guys doing this thing called, " New York Cement. "

by eric harris?dlyan klebold June 26, 2019