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Mystery Mudding

The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.
Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.
by JBCB March 9, 2024
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mystery trend

We don't know what it is. What is it? I don't know. Do you? What a mystery! Why a mystery? Why a trend? What a trend? How is a mystery a trend? Is the trend a mystery? Is it actually a mystery trend? Is it playing with us? Are they playing with us? Are we playing ourselves? Are we creating the mystery? I don't know. Do you?
Q: Why is the "mystery trend" never mentioned in Julian Cope's song "The Mystery Trend"?

A: The mystery train is on its way.
by Binggan March 31, 2024
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Mystery meat

An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have
Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot

Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude

Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat
by Dizzy , devourer of worlds April 16, 2024
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Mystery meat

An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have
Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot

Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude

Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat
by Dizzy , devourer of worlds April 16, 2024
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Mystery Pint

An opportunely discovered unfinished and unattended glass of beer or cider which is swiftly acquired and consumed by the seeker of such mystery pints. Often these can be found in Wetherspoons or other watering holes close to the closing hour.

The risk of being caught and/or health consequences of finishing strangers’ potentially adulterated drinks in a pub is the crux of the ‘mystery’ of this money-saving technique and conducive to the thrill and excitement of stumbling upon a holy-grail of fermented grains.
A: “Good time at the pub last night?”
B: “Clocked in a solid shift. Might have had a couple dodgy mystery pints, though”
by mrshitfaced May 24, 2024
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Mrstealurgirl

A person who is really bad at socializing with women and other types of people
Stop being such a Mrstealurgirl.
by TwistXL June 28, 2024
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Mysterious555

Mysterishit555 A toxic planetballer known for creating GALACTISM and harasses other people.
Mysterishit555 A toxic planetballer known for creating GALACTISM and harasses other people.

Other people:
"We don't support you Mysteriousss."
Mysterious555:
"HOW DARE YOU RAAAAAA!"
by Anti-Mysterious555 September 12, 2024
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