Mutton Busting

Often occurs during coitus when one's partner makes a retarded animal sound causing one to flip them on their back like a farmer and pound it out like a rodeo star; The mess it leaves behind requires a calf style cleaning where one's partner licks everything clean.

Brooo, she honked like a downsyndrome goose so I flipped her over, held her wings, and started mutton busting.

EX. 2: She wanted me to take her mutton busting so I told her to be a baaaaad gurl and I'll call the farmer.

by Lalafells Pantyless Adventure July 1, 2025

Muttnut

Commonly used to describe a dog owner in a derogatory term. Usually used in dog hate communities like r/DogFree and r/DogFreeHumor.

These muttnuts keep ruining my day with their ugly beasts!

by PizzaWriter September 15, 2025

Muttink

A word used by people of a very special level of intelligence for what others would call a dog.

"Whose muttink is this?"

by RTM 1963 September 19, 2025

Technical Mutton

debatably attractive older people

Man 1: "Oooh, thats some nice technical mutton"

Man 2: "It's a little technical for me mate"

by nomam August 9, 2007

pube mutton

When a male has another shit on his genitals and he leaves it and lets it dry and crust.

"Aww dude close your legs, you smell like pube mutton!"

by yourfuckingmotherbitch January 18, 2010

Basil Muttering

When something frustrates/upsets someone and they can't fix it

My girlfriend has been having trouble with her herb garden, so she's been doing a lot of basil muttering.

by CosmoTheFrog February 5, 2021

Freudian Mutter

The act of muttering a Freudian Slip under your breath after saying it to express that it's not what you meant to say.

The Freudian Mutter is often associated with comedy. For example:

Moo Snuckel: "Do you guys know how old the actor that plays Moaning Myrtle is? She's like fifty!"

Terroriser: "She's the same age as Gan- as Gandalf..."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2021