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mushroom eye 

When a man hits a person in the eye with his penis to the point it leaves a black eye.
Jared hit marissa with his penis and gave her a black eye...
mushroom eye by Jared June 17, 2005

mushroom stamping 

The male act of stamping the penis into an ink blotter, then proceeding to mark an unsuspecting customer with the "branding" of the mushroom tip.
"Yesterday Sam got ahold of mom's red ink blotter and I woke up to him mushroom stamping me in the face".

mushroom bomb 

the woman's vagina is so small that when the male impales the vagina with his man-rod he blows a load and it can't go anywhere so his head expands to 3 times its size and her clit pops off.
(nikki made tom mushroom bomb and lost her clit for good)
mushroom bomb by kyles vag licker January 2, 2008

Mushroom Bump 

To take a moderate dose of cocaine ("bump") off the head of an erect penis ("mushroom").
Tom: Dude, you see that guys' boner?
PJ: No, Tom give up the dream
Tom: Imma go over to him and ask to give him a mushroom bump
PJ: what's a mushroom bump?
Tom: it's where you take a bump of cocaine off the head of another man's boner!
PJ: ...
Mushroom Bump by Teamosabe May 23, 2010

mushroomn 

A simple website created in August 2005. It was designed by 4 staff members and then expanded. THe site covers basic nintendo news, like latest games and upcoming systems. In June, 2006 they created the flash movie section and now there are many flash movies for viewing enjoyment. The site has terrible spelling errors and the flash movies are second rate but its a decent site.
mushroomn, its an actualy site.
mushroomn by the person who lives October 11, 2006

mushroom 

A mushroom is normally a girl (possibly a guy) with short hair shaped like a mushroom.
Sonia's new hair cut makes her look like a mushroom
mushroom by hehe sonia <3.. February 10, 2010