Mud Hoggin

Four wheeler ridin tearin up the mud with a cold one in one hand and a hot doe on the back

Hey Jim Bob, how you tear up your four wheeler? I was mud hoggin to hard

by Loving Jesus November 14, 2018

mud factor

Its is a scale - generally used for the measurement of the wetness and/or lumpiness farts - It is based on a simple 1 to 10 Scale
There is a direct correlation between mud factor and skid marks.

Jimmy was horrified when the small silent fart he tried to squeeze out while on the train hit mud factor 10.

by taranto September 26, 2013

mud nesting

Placing of one's testicle(s) into another's anal orifice.

My asshole is feeling rather barren at the moment; could you perhaps indulge me with a quick mud nesting, good Sir?

by thermyte July 29, 2017

mud diving

It's like muff diving, but in the back.

Sandy was on her period, so I went mud diving instead

by smile420 May 2, 2014

Mud dusted

Slang for passing gas as you walk in front of someone

you just got mud dusted!

by S.W.J February 22, 2018

Mud Saddle

When you try to pull an upper decker and miss then hit the seat causing a mud saddle

" I wanted to leave an upper decker for the guy who mud saddled me, but I missed and left a fresh mus saddle"

by mama lucien March 26, 2005

Mud Money

Money earned my sexually, dirty work.

You know me gotta spend my mud money on some new shoes.

by Rebel.jon May 10, 2018