fat ho meter

Alternate name for a submarine’s fathometer, the device that tells how far down the bottom of the ocean is.

I was doing OK, but when the quartermaster called out a red sounding after checking the fat ho meter, I myself had a brown sounding.

by ex-MM2(SS) February 10, 2021

send-o-meter

The scientific scale to determine the amount which one sends it.

If someone is crazy sendy, they are high on the send-o-meter.

WOWW that dude was mad high on the send-o-meter

by 321sendit March 4, 2022

Ain’t scared meter

An imaginary inverse meter that measures how scared you are on a level from 0-100. 0 being ain’t scared at all and 100 being as scared as you can possibly be.

Caleb: what was your ain’t scared meter at when you passed the cop doing 20mph over the speed limit?

Derek: My ain’t scared meter never gets over 1. My ain’t scared meter was at 0.

by WiebeWonder June 28, 2022

Canadian Teagan Meter

The act of inserting one’s finger into another persons anus while fighting. This act usually ends the fight instantly.

I gave my roomate the Canadian Teagan Meter last night while we were grappling.

by Radial_Engine September 27, 2022

Fucks-to-give meter

Measures how many fucks you give from a scale of 1-10

Somebody who I hated wants to talk to me, so I gave him the fucks-to-give meter to him. I gave him a 0 amount of fucks to give

by Isuckox485 May 2, 2023

Fucks-to-give meter

Measures how many fucks you give to a scale of 1-10

The talk was super boring so I gave him the fucks-to-give meter, I gave him a zero

by Isuckox485 May 2, 2023

Heshe and Grace Meteor

Where Kalum let's Grace fist him and slam him into the bed. Also known as the meteor sex position, this rare and exclusive sex position is used by the biggest mongs on the planet. Beware of people who do this position as they generally have a foot fetish and are sensitive little snowflakes.

Kalum: Hey Grace, wanna do the meteor?
Grace: Sure Kalum, but can I munch on your ginger toes first?

Kalum: Yes please I am trans

(This is the Heshe and Grace meteor introduction ritual)

by Wehateheshe August 7, 2023