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camouflaged Monday

A Tuesday when Monday was a holiday. A day masquerading as a docile Tuesday, with all the crap and malice of a Monday. Situation is worsened in the event of the previous Friday also being a holiday.
We are all trying to get work done but it is nearly impossible on a camouflaged Monday.

Brian: "Man, today has just dragged on"
Miles: "Well, what do you expect, it's camouflaged Monday..."
by smartpizzagirl February 18, 2010
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Mistletoe Monday

The day in which everyone wants to kill Justin Beiber.
Joe-

"Hey, John! it's mistletoe monday, guess what that means!"

John-

"It's beiber huntin' time!"
by AMERICA F*** YEAH October 17, 2011
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chocolate monday

Dude Dave gave her the chocolate Monday haha.
by the right hand April 7, 2015
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Double Monday

When a normal Monday is combined with yard work and/or intense house cleaning. Generally associated with being so exhausted that more work couldn't possibly hurt.
Wow, work sucked the life out of me today...screw it, i think I'll make it a Double Monday and mow the lawn too!
by Hulk_rogan May 12, 2016
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Cybro Monday

The first Monday after Cyber Monday where beers and gym memberships are 50% off
Jim: Sam, you wanna go to the bar tomorrow?
Sam: Nah, let's wait until Cybro Monday.
Jim: You right. Cybro Mondays are for the bois
by Jimmy Gonzaga December 1, 2017
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case of mondays

You're having bad luck/bad day.
Dude my day is going to shit!
It seems like you have a case of mondays
by I_Fcked_Ya_Mums_Pssy December 21, 2015
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super bowl monday syndrome

Headache and diarrhea, coupled with feelings of elation or regret.
Why isn't Troy at his desk?

He's in the shitter with Super Bowl Monday Syndrome.
by ketoneus February 6, 2017
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