"Hey bro, are you ready for Rocketship Monday?"
"Of course! It's the most important day of the year"
"Of course! It's the most important day of the year"
by saucerich March 15, 2022
by Jakkt October 27, 2020
The day the Dow & S&P crashed, Oil prices dropped, a world wide Pandemic, and the Worm full moon. Mega Monday March 9th 2020
Do you remember Mega Monday? We were all screwed!
by Dubstephero March 09, 2020
The surprise act of preforming oral sex on a hanging/asphyxiating man to completion while his voids his bowels.
John just wanted to end his suffering, but never expected his last day alive would be a Garfield Monday.
by Booby Tuesday December 03, 2022
When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and you’re asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!
Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.
by Wall-I October 21, 2021
by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023
Dave: Back to School Tommorow
Fred: Why
Dave: Because it is Monday and your holidays are over now
Fred : oh shit but didn’t you realise we return on Tuesday
Dave: oh yeah your brother does he’s unlucky all secondary schools have To go back Early
Fred: Why
Dave: Because it is Monday and your holidays are over now
Fred : oh shit but didn’t you realise we return on Tuesday
Dave: oh yeah your brother does he’s unlucky all secondary schools have To go back Early
by Imposter 181 March 16, 2023