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porter on a monday

by Xeñon February 20, 2018
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monsoon monday

Monsoon Monday is the celebration of the MGR villain Monsoon that takes place every Monday
WOOOOOO ITS FUCKING MONSOON MONDAY
by Dmzerz123 May 22, 2022
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Monday Night Pedro

“If I score a hatrick tonight my girlfriend will let me pull a Monday Night Pedro”
by NaterTheHater November 20, 2021
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Mondays

Proxy label for referring to a particular group or clique, be it geographic, socio-economic, racial, religious or what have you. Used to facilitate covert bigotry when in public. The group for which Mondays is proxied to is generally known by the audience using/listening to the term.

From joke - "know why group guys are called Mondays?" *why?* "well, no one likes a Monday."
White guys Tad & Chad are drinking, when a group of friends, all black (or brown, Asian, doesn't matter, T&Ch are assholes...) enter the bar. Tad says "Let's finish up before they change the music to all rap and hip hop." Chad replies "Shit, always the same; nobody likes Mondays."
by Hashtagthatsnothowhashtagswork February 14, 2021
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Blue Monday

There is none in your Sunday clothes.
... for there's no Blue Monday in your Sunday clothes!
by kubik2233 March 23, 2017
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Monday

a.k.a the busiest day of the week
oh god why is it monday!?
by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 8, 2021
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Black Monday

The first Monday after the NFL regular season ends where head coaches are typically fired by their respective franchises.
I hope Black Monday hits Mike McCarthy; he’s never heard of clock management!!
by CTO_DC4L January 10, 2022
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