People who definitely know how to make money out of FUCKING RETARDS.
Mobile games that are made nowadays suck, we all know that, and thats the reason why so devs make them to make easy cash of kids, kids, THE FUCKING KIDS!!!
Devs make these games look completely different than its on ad, the ads are just full of pornography, or robots playing them wrong, or there are unpaid and very bad actors, who are like : "I thought I would get through level 3 easily, but I was wrong" and shit.
Normal people who have brain could have pour bleach in their eyes, to wash the cancer off, but the kids are fucking stupid and download it cause its suppossed to have sex in it and the kids are low-life horny weebs
Its just easy cash for the devs, and it hurts to watch what have happened to mobile games,
Now lets remember the actually good mobile games that we used to play: Subways Surfers, Clumsy Ninja, Talking Tom games, Pou, Shadows Fight 2, Crossy Road, Geometry Dash, Candy Crush, Pokémon GO, Angry Birds games, Plant vs Zombies, Hill Climb Racing, Granny, Rider.
I miss those games and good devs
Mobile games that are made nowadays suck, we all know that, and thats the reason why so devs make them to make easy cash of kids, kids, THE FUCKING KIDS!!!
Devs make these games look completely different than its on ad, the ads are just full of pornography, or robots playing them wrong, or there are unpaid and very bad actors, who are like : "I thought I would get through level 3 easily, but I was wrong" and shit.
Normal people who have brain could have pour bleach in their eyes, to wash the cancer off, but the kids are fucking stupid and download it cause its suppossed to have sex in it and the kids are low-life horny weebs
Its just easy cash for the devs, and it hurts to watch what have happened to mobile games,
Now lets remember the actually good mobile games that we used to play: Subways Surfers, Clumsy Ninja, Talking Tom games, Pou, Shadows Fight 2, Crossy Road, Geometry Dash, Candy Crush, Pokémon GO, Angry Birds games, Plant vs Zombies, Hill Climb Racing, Granny, Rider.
I miss those games and good devs
Game dev 1: We are rivals, and we always will.
Game dev 2: I know we are, but I know what to do?
Game dev 1: What's your big idea?
Game dev 2: Dude, we are Mobile game devs, lets make together so shitty ass game and make biilions of horny kids.
Game dev 1: You son of a bitch, I'M IN!
Game dev 2: I know we are, but I know what to do?
Game dev 1: What's your big idea?
Game dev 2: Dude, we are Mobile game devs, lets make together so shitty ass game and make biilions of horny kids.
Game dev 1: You son of a bitch, I'M IN!
by Stormeier1565 December 28, 2022
An actually decent cellular company. Plan prices aren't as expensive as Verizon and have much better 5G coverage than them. I seriously don't get what people are complaining about, they have very good coverage and very good speeds.
T-Mobile, the company that doesn't have either a shitty 5G network, or a 5G network with no coverage (Verizon reference).
by JustYourFootballFan January 07, 2024
It’s a software used by some schools on a device we use for schools to block some websites deemed “destructive to learning” by said school. It also blocks things when there’s no internet connection for some reason, and when the students are at home. It’s actually kind of funny how it blocks websites that hardly have any distraction potential like webtoon(like it’s just webcomics bruh) and Naver(99% of people here don’t know how to speak Korean, what are they gonna do with a website containing Korean webcomics?) and WhatsApp web and discord (like what beef dy have with a messaging platform? Yk we can achieve the same outcome with Google chat right?) They also blocked the no internet game for some reason. But they do know what’s best for students after all, so they can definitely be trusted *cough cough cough* sorry I choked on my water and while writing this
Someone who wants to read webcomics: why did mobile guardian webtoon again?
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do
by Idefinitelytrustmobileguardian December 29, 2022
Someone who plays video games in their mobile device. Typically games like Call of Duty: Mobile, PUBG Mobile, or any other crappy mobile versions/rip-offs of existing titles.
Steve: There's this guy Alex in our school who is a player of a pro league team for Call of Duty: Mobile.
Ryan: Yeah, that Mobile Gamer? I can't believe these posers even call themselves gamers! They don't even use a PC or a Console to begin with.
Ryan: Yeah, that Mobile Gamer? I can't believe these posers even call themselves gamers! They don't even use a PC or a Console to begin with.
by Spaceman7000 July 30, 2024
by Westpoint - Mobile Gamer December 08, 2021
A Hearse/Batmobile hybrid.
This is one of many random words that is use for the occasion when ice-breaking is needed.
This is one of many random words that is use for the occasion when ice-breaking is needed.
by Carnegie Humbug September 04, 2008
To offer to lend someone your phone, to enable them to talk to someone else who gives a fuck. While they're talking about something no-one cares about. Can be just a visual gesture of the offer (eg holding it out for them to use).
Adapted by Dave B from an earlier expression of offering them 10p (and then 20p) when that amount was enough to pay for a call from a phone box.
Adapted by Dave B from an earlier expression of offering them 10p (and then 20p) when that amount was enough to pay for a call from a phone box.
"Sorry to interrupt Steve, but would you like to borrow my mobile? So you can tell someone who gives a fuck."
by Memento Dave April 06, 2021