Missage

A missage is the phenonmenon of missing a message even though it's been marked as read. This what happens when you miss a message via text, email, phone call, etc., but by the time you look back at that message, you even question how you could have ever mark this as read, if you never remember seeing the interaction!

Roger: I sent you that very important email weeks ago, how could you not see it?
Nico: I have no idea, it was a total missage.

Ian: I just saw your message from like 3 weeks ago, I must have opened it and then never responded.
Mel: It's okay, everyone has a missage every once in a while, I know you've busy.

by Nicomoriamo March 11, 2016

gut massage

the act of sex. usually with a promiscuous type woman

come on bitch take that gut massage.

by mikemarshall3 October 15, 2008

face massage

The practice of a female sitting on a partner's face for oral sex. The giver of the cunnilingus is thus receiving the "face massage."

Hey, can you give me a face massage? cunnilingus face sitting

by mhonfleek March 27, 2016

happy ending massage

When you go get a massage and the person who's giving you the message ends up fucking you.

A person who fucks you instead of giving you a massage also known as a happy ending massage.

by Jessica rodriguez July 20, 2016

Italian Massage

To get beaten up by a group of guidos, or Italians in general, usually armed with baseball bats or 2x4s. On the rare occasion can also be mob affiliated.

Dave: I was walking down the street in Nolita when some of those goddamn guidos dragged me into the alley and gave me an Italian Massage.

John: Ever heard of running dumbass?

Dave: You have no idea how much weed I smoked that day you douche, try running after 6 blunts of skunk...

by Sir.Davey October 30, 2011

full body massage

A massage including the major portions of the body, i.e. the back, shoulders, legs, feet, arms, hands and neck, sometimes also including pectoral and gluteal muscles.

I would like a full body massage with focus o my shoulders.

by Eura Snotball December 30, 2016

massage

what girls do lightly to their clits while picturing big tasty dicks-or while horny to acheive an orgasm. Also can be done after sex if ur man can't get you off.

I massaged my clit until I screamed with pleasure.

by Hotmami December 7, 2003