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Texas Mayonnaise

When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.
I think I might go home and Texas Mayonnaise that respectable woman.
by Bigboiwitdastick May 6, 2018
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Post-mayonnaise white

White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.
She thinks she’s a social justice warrior because she’s a post-mayonnaise white girl.
by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018
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member mayonnaise

I was so horny as soon as she touched it I was releasing my member mayonnaise.
by SoulPusher March 25, 2019
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alien mayonaise

a gemma that eats mayo from a aliens dick
ryan was such a baby i made him drink my alien mayonaise
by aasshrekwrekraplh March 11, 2020
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Victory Mayonnaise

often used after one has pulled something incredible off, and jacked off right after.

originally coined in the latest video as of writing this, made by youtuber named SimpleFlips, named "TOADETTE HAS THE CAR SUPER MARIO MAKER 2 - WALKIES at 9:40.
man, that basketball game was barely pulled off, i need to have a victory mayonnaise
by poop cruncher November 6, 2020
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bolognese mayonnaise

Beta male: i don't like having sex on her period
Alpha: not a bolognese mayonnaise fan, huh?
by naprimerjanez February 1, 2021
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