Mattyn

A Mattyn is an extremely rare breed of boy. They are arkward in an adorable way, and really sweet and understanding of girls /and/ boys. A Mattyn tends to be a bit clueless in the dating area, but once you get to know him he will probably be the nicest guy you ever meet. They are talented and passionate about the arts (music in particular) and enjoy rock tmusic, walking in forests, and looking up at the stars. Mattyns are extremely compatable with libras.

Sarah: Who's that quiet boy in the corner, the one with curly hair?
Michelle: Oh that's Mattyn.

Sarah: I'd like to meet a guy, but i'm soo shy.
Michelle: Awh, you need to find yourself a Mattyn.

by k_i_l_l_j_o_y April 29, 2014

matt'fro

a large, unruly mass of entangled curly hair on top of a white guy (named matt)'s head. similar to a jew'fro, less condensed than an afro, the matt'fro can only be killed with chemo. it must never be fed any hair product or else it will transform into a monstrosity of jersey shore-like proportions.

person 1: "johnny, stay away from that matt'fro. they eat children"

matt'fro: "he is right to warn you, johnny"

by timpac760 December 5, 2011

Matt Lewis

The sexiest specimen alive. Played Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter movies, and went from a really fat, shy little boy to a freaking hot, sexy, amazing guy. Sometimes used to refer to someone that has successfully traveled through puberty. Or someone that's just really hot.

Girl One: Whoa, remember him in kindergarten?
Girl Two: Total Matt Lewis.

by ILoveYouMattLewis June 2, 2013

matt wiffen

Someone who has super powers and has to wear meme glasses to contain his powers; apart of a super villain Maffia family!

Is that a Matt Wiffen!

by adwawdawa February 12, 2017

Matt Foster

A bad guy that will take your Asswrogan away and he took the wrong path. He will go potatoes for you. Fucks like a Tigger (from Winne the Pooh). Overall he is tall and wears glasses because he cannot see very well.

i am potatoes for Matt Foster !

by Quadrapuds March 12, 2017

Matt Lynch

A kid who usually is present in physics class and makes the teacher very mad. Good at asking random questions.

Did you hear the Matt Lynch made Mrs. Meyers mad.

by Billy, Bob, and Bo November 6, 2018

Matt Holt

Fictional character from Netflix’s Voltron: Legendary Defender.
Brother of Pidge (Katie Holt).
Meme god and great boyfriend material who made a terrible decision about his haircut.

His ponytail will be missed.

I adore Matt Holt. Back off hoes, he’s mine and mine only.

by em000ly December 22, 2018