Someone who drops meetings with real friends, by claiming to have arrangements with people no-one has ever met.
Dude he says he can't meet us tonight - he has to meet some friends from work. As if, he's such a Billy Faux Mates!
by swellyeah December 01, 2009
by BornProdigy July 23, 2016
A Cubicle Soul Mate is a person with whom one has a feeling of deep or natural affinity, similarity, spirituality, or compatibility at your place of work. Your Cubicle Soul Mate is one whom you get along with very well at work and have a deep trust and confidence in. You can trust them to keep your up to date with work issues and current office gossip. Your Cubicle Soul-Mate will always have your back weather work related or not. You can trust your Cubicle Soul Mate to give advice and tell you the truth when you need it and keep an ear out for any drama going down.
My Co-Worker Dorothy is my Cubicle Soul Mate. We are the best of friends at work and I know she will always have my back.
by Jaret Ray Miller October 11, 2012
standing around at a barbeque, "are you a weightlifter mate?" random bloke "nope" you "ah spewin, I gotta take a piss"
by weightlifter November 20, 2009
A phrase used to avoid conversation or most of the time used in situations where it makes no sense but is used anyway, can be used as an answer for anything.
by ALFIE SLADE January 03, 2019
Also known as JMIM, Just Mute It Mates is used to address a specific audience commenting on a video in which an unnecessary, unwanted song is playing during the video. This phrase is used to acknowledge that you dislike the song without aggressively insulting the creator of the video.
Commenter 1: Cheers for making these vids man, but like other people have commented, this music is pretty unbearable.
Commenter 2: Redo this with better and less profane music. Great and really helpful video though!
Commenter 3: Just Mute It Mates.
Commenter 2: Redo this with better and less profane music. Great and really helpful video though!
Commenter 3: Just Mute It Mates.
by rfry11 August 11, 2010
1)Someone who:
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.
2)Proof that no god exists.
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.
2)Proof that no god exists.
Paul:Man, I saw your room-mate yesterday. I swear to God I could smell him from 50 yards. How THE FUCK can you live with him?
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.
by johnny_no_name April 25, 2005