mipled

you feel slimy good in the feels- other words happy as heck

dude I'm so Mipled I can get my phone back

by BluesSeavedElephent January 8, 2017

Maple Dipped Blow-Nut

A term coined as a play on the popular Maple Dipped Donut from Canadian Coffee and Bake Shop Tim Horton's. It refers to a male receiving oral sex from a female while his genitals have been dipped, smeared or covered in Maple Syrup. Preference is to use real maple syrup over the fake table syrup seen in most grocery stores at rebated prices.

So Mike just told me how this girl gave him a Maple Dipped Blow-Nut once. He can't look at her the same way when he orders a coffee from that store anymore.

by s_polly61 July 30, 2017

Maple

A woodstyle weeaboo that says shit wrong in Japanese and usually can't afford shit because of retarded rasta hillbillies and jewism isn't a thing in his world.

Maple screams to have sex with a virtual game called Pussy Saga.

DAMNNN ITS MAPLE HIS PENIS IS ON FIRE

by PrincessXJudiel July 29, 2017

Maple Pop

A Maple Pop is when a man and a woman go back to one of their apartments and take every piece of clothing off. The female starts giving the male head, the male then states “I can’t fucking bust.” So he shoves his 15 inch penis inside the female. She screams and the penis goes deeper and deeper into her clit. But after hours of sex and still no cum, they both agree to go to sleep. And when they wake up in the morning, the male out of no where pops a nut onto the females face, leaving it sticky like maple syrup, hence the name ‘Maple Pop’.

“IM GOING TO FUCKING MAPLE POP ON YOUR ACNEY FILLED FACE.”

by daddyhasapenis September 30, 2017

Malled Out

An off-roader that believes someone else's vehicle can't do a trail / obstacle because they haven't spent stupid amount of money on wasted items that are not needed for such trail / obstacle.

Dick is so Malled Out because he doesn't think Jim's stock JK can drive up a 1 foot ledge because he doesn't have dual lockers and 35 inch tires.

by Joshyutah October 13, 2017

maple knacker

Canadian gay men who partake in using maple syrup for lube.

Whoa! There went Kreg and Bryan off to maple knacker by the Pizza place.

by Shelley West December 7, 2017

Maple Syrup Tan

A skin tan that looks like the colour of Maple Syrup and looks delicious.

“Hey man where did you get that Maple Syrup Tan?!”

by Chicka1994 May 8, 2018