magic awood

synonym for flaming homosexual. One who has homosexual tendencies and/or gives blowjobs. A magic awood tends to make other men uncomfortable quite frequently. He will also have some sort of speech impediment. Loves to use the following words in no particular order: fabulous! super! and cute! (all of which will have some sort of gay lisp attached).
Man, I think that dude who keeps looking at me across the bar might be a magic awood.

Dude, that magic awood said he'd blow me for $5.

Dude, there was a total magic awood in the bathroom, he made me quite uncomfortable.
by JohnQ.Public February 05, 2010
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northern magic

Masturbation performed by someone of northern origin.
"Now then our kid, I could do with some northern magic"
"Ey up cocker, have you had any northern magic today?"
"Eee by gum, you were having a northern magic!"
by Andy Tiger May 26, 2005
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Noisy Magic

Noisy Magic,is a word for sex, to keep it on the down low so that you don't raise unwanted attention from people.
You: Yo dude,me and Jordan just had noisy magic the other night!
Friend: Dude that's fucking awesome!
by TyDy_M March 03, 2019
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magical grass

Tyrone you got the magical grass
Hell ya
by 420tttdyshd June 14, 2015
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magical surprise

following sexual intercourse with your partner doggy style, after pulling out your wang you spit on his/her back, and upon him/her turning around you skeet on his/her face.
sally's face was cum-covered after i gave her a magical surprise.
by victoria-00 November 20, 2006
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magic dolphin

That one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. You want to be with them but.... as we all known from Leviticus 4:5: "And the Lord said, let the Magic Dolphin be unattainable, because fuck your dreams."
Fuck, bro beans.... that girl right there is my Magic Dolphin.
by MJFire0511 April 08, 2016
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Magic daddy

Someone who buys or give you cards for the game "Magic the Gathering" in exchange for sex
Man, she's gotta have a Magic Daddy with how cool her deck is
by Thatbigbih November 26, 2018
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