messy cum

To cum more than two tablespoons and to miss the projected target making the surrounding objects messy.

girl: hit me from behind
*bang* *bang* *elevation*
boy: should I cum inside you or on you?
girl: you decide
*ejaculate*
girl: did you just miss, hit the sheets and then my sock?
boy: ummmm
girl: look at your messy cum, do you have self-control??
boy: I got too excited and couldn’t decide, then I ran out of time deciding

by lockloadfill7577 June 3, 2018

moseytisim

When this rapper called lil mosey makes a really good song and your friend is obsessed with it and will not stop acting like him

Hey Uriel
Yeah Jacob
Jakob W has been acting wired lately do you know what wrong
yeah he has moseytisim
Oh i think he should see a doctor about that
For sure

by the one and only lil mosey June 10, 2018

Moss Trooper

A brave gentleman that loves to lick out fat girls with hairy cabbage patches (Vagina).

Moss trooper:
Friend: "Damn Johnny, what have you got in you teeth. You been flossing man?"
Johnny: "Shit son, you caught me. I was moss trooping heffer helen last night!"

by jumpmanxdxd June 20, 2018

MESSY NUTELLA SANDWICH

When one shits inbetween a women's tiddies and claps her tiddies together vigorously, thus creating a messy Nutella sandwhich

"I had Mexican food last night and then me and the missus had a Messy Nutella sandwich

by Lachdog & JC September 4, 2018

Messy fun

When a man or a women cums everywhere basically a lot of cum

My girl likes to lick up all the messy fun we make

by Space tent February 27, 2019

Moss

Moss is a great guy. He is normally a comedic genius. He enjoys doing impressions. They are quite good. He seems like a real tough guy but really he's a soft sentimental and sensitive guy. He loves Abstract Impressionism and will most likely have a bad hair cut

Girl 1- I know you have a crush on Moss
Girls 2- How do you not. He's such a great guy! He's so funny

by Larry'sLittleSpoon28 March 10, 2019

Mossberg

A Mossberg is commonly used to refer to a 12 gauge shotgun. To be more specific an American Mossberg 500 which is a pump action shotty (shotgun).

"Yo akh, saw the Mossberg down so I can burst this IC3 with more heat."

-Yo brother, saw the shotgun barrel down so I can shoot this opp with more power.

by MizMacInTheTrapW/Gary May 4, 2019