MILF Maiden

when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.

(All parties are adults)

Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?

MILF: of course, they were raised right?

Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?

MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.

Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!

by TedEye November 11, 2017

milf hunters

A clan owned by Anya Parkinson To Hunt down Milfs

person 1: are you part of the milf hunters?

person 2: yeah! i love hunting milfs with Anya!

by yami in the darkness May 15, 2021

future milf

that one gal who always dresses as a hot single mum ;) sunglasses, stylish earrings, and a big-ass sunhat.
Kids mistake her for their mum. She will deny it. But we all know she's a future milf.

"That ones a future milf"
"definitely"

by nothingtoseehere^^ November 29, 2022

Son of Milf

The son of a MILF whose actual name is forever meaningless, overshadowed by his mother's beautiful mommaries.

...I'm about to say hello when I notice she's holding a bundled blanket, and sure enough I see Son of MILF, sucking on her beautiful mommaries in broad daylight.

by RedMist September 23, 2010

milf targetter

a young man who, whilst at a family party will target older ladies he doesn't know on the off chance of sexting or more at a later date

wow, toby is really into archeology, he's been talking to Mrs Rodman for an hour

no, he's a milf targetter

so that's why i felt like an outsider when i sat next to them...

by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013

milf clip

hair claw that moms wear to keep their hair out of their face

Look at Claire, she’s wearing a milf clip.

by adoredrat December 30, 2021

Soy Milf

A vegan or vegetarian Milf.

So bro I started bangin’ this Soy Milf at my Bikram Yoga class. Took her back to my place and got my chakras aligned.

by Round2_go December 30, 2018