Mom: Hey guys *bend over* who killed soulja boi?
Horny kid: Idk *drool*
Mom: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! *replace bra*
Horny kid: roffle11!11!11!! *imagine milfao in his bed*
Horny kid: Idk *drool*
Mom: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! *replace bra*
Horny kid: roffle11!11!11!! *imagine milfao in his bed*
by Olisarus January 23, 2008
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George and Mildred had a number of sharp one-liners and dialogue between the two protagonists:
GEORGE My back ain't what it used to be.
MILDRED Your fronts not what it used to be either!
GEORGE My back ain't what it used to be.
MILDRED Your fronts not what it used to be either!
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The MILF are a large organization.
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Bring them together and you have the perfect angel of a girl, she has the warm maternal instincts of a woman willing to take care of her man when he is in need, give her man all the love and attention he could possibly want without smothering him in anything but her HOT tight self - the kind of woman on your arm that other men want to steal but won't be able to because she only has eyes for her man - who she thinks can take on the world with one hand tied behind his back...
Bring them together and you have the perfect angel of a girl, she has the warm maternal instincts of a woman willing to take care of her man when he is in need, give her man all the love and attention he could possibly want without smothering him in anything but her HOT tight self - the kind of woman on your arm that other men want to steal but won't be able to because she only has eyes for her man - who she thinks can take on the world with one hand tied behind his back...
The hot woman you are dating who your friends say is a cougar but isn't because cougars are predators and she is a kitten....so you educate them and say - this here is my coda-milf - she is happiest making me happy you noob - don't hate - congratulate!
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This is different to a MILF which literally stands for: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, as with that definition teen moms could also be called MILFs without really qualifying.
This is different to a MILF which literally stands for: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, as with that definition teen moms could also be called MILFs without really qualifying.
teen 1: hey dude ur mom is so hot
teen 2: yeah she's a total milf
teen 3: stfu guys you're disgusting
teen 2: yeah she's a total milf
teen 3: stfu guys you're disgusting
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