meat tag

Tattoo that military personal (infantry mostly) get on the ribcage that says the persons name or other identity. Used because even if a body is burned beyond recognition, tattoos can still be seen.

Tom just got out of boot camp and got his meat tag before he ships out to Iraq.

by Chris Korsakis June 30, 2008

beat meat

Verb; To masturbate.

"Give me some lotion, I need to beat my meat."

"Hand me that gatorade, I need to beat my meat."

by Lang20 February 16, 2006

meat balloons

Large fatty breasts, normally refering to female anatomy but interchangable with male obesity.

I think her boyfriend's meatballons are bigger than her own.

by meat balloons mcgruff January 13, 2004

Meatbag

A term used by the assasin droid KK-47 who origionally belonged to the es-Sith Lord Revan. The word was programmed into the droid's memory core after Revan discovered it annoyed his former pupil, Malak. The term stuck with HK-47 through his numerous memory wipes and refers to all orgainics as Meatbags whenever refering to organics as a whole or to a single organic. (as a side note, HK-50, from KOTOR II: The Sith Lords Refers to Organics as, well. Organics. This makes HK-47 angry.)

HK-47: "Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such."

Revan: "You just called me a meatbag again!"

HK-47: "Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea."

Revan: Come to think of it, neither do I.

by Chris000 December 26, 2008

meat staff

A holy rod that can grant you 1 orgasm every 2 hours. Take precaution when inserting into a wizard sleeve because accidents while performing magic can summon crotch goblins.

"The wizard polished his meat staff every day, but was careful not to polish it too hard, for that would hurt."

by Walt Farmer June 25, 2008

meat cafe

A place where people, family, and friends can gather an enjoy a good dick.

"Hey Charleston, want to go hit up the meat cafe for some dick?"

"Sure Julio, i could use a good dick right about now"

"Cool, we'll go meet my family there. They're bringing the kids"

by Itohead September 1, 2009

Meat Shouldering

The art of secretly placing a piece(s) of (sandwich) (meat) on a persons shoulder at a social function. The objective is to be steatlh, not get caught and see how long the person parades around without being informed or noticing.

There was some (meat shouldering) going on at the party last night and the pictures are posted on facebook - he has a piece of ham on one shoulder and salami on the other. He walked around for at least 30min before he figured out what the laughter was all about.

by johnnycat19 August 5, 2012