Matthew

Matt is a really great guy. He cares about your feelings, and let’s you cry when you need to. He’s a freak in the sheets. And he really is boyfriend material, but he will play hard to get and make you wait along time for him. So ladies be patient. He is well worth the wait.

I wish Matthew would pull up his big boy pants and ask me out already.

by Bella3rose3 January 1, 2021

Matthew

Edgy boi

Man, Matthew is such an edgy boi

by Blrhvoi July 11, 2020

Matthew

A fuckboy who does not love you. All they want is to get with you and break your heart. They have hairy chests, and they will never actually be there for you. Be careful when you meet a MATTHEW.

"His name is Matthew."
"Be careful I saw him with Allie yesterday."

by rank September 1, 2018

Matthew

Big nosed Italian boi who also goes by Christopher

Friend: "Look, it's Matthew"

by Engineer_467 March 11, 2019

Matthew

He is a bully and doesn’t know when to stop talking. He has no hairline and always uses hairlines to make a joke even though he doesn’t have one.

Matthew is retarded

by Iamreallymeyesiammedontsayno December 8, 2019

Matthew

a badass who always got weed brownies and will fuck your shit up in mortal kombat

Jamal: Hey lets go to matthews house and smoke weed
Aiden: ight

by BLаZe May 21, 2019

Matthew

Wanking prick. Gets mad too easy and is very immature. He can be loving at times and a great guy friend but no one likes him. He masturbates too much, he is so very annoying. Matthew is heavily into sports and SOOOO akward with girls. Hes complains about having no friends when people try to be his mate and he’s just to akward and shy. He’s very funny at times but incredibly mean at times. He does something bad to you then blames it on you and cries about it. He overthinks everything like, literally.

1: “I’m single”
2: “You broke up with Matthew?”
1: “no he broke up with me and blamed it on me!”
2: “wh-“
1: “he was so shy and never talked to me and he blamed that on me!”
2: “that prick!”

by @atmeay2102 April 14, 2019