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The Matt Rule

That there is an 80% chance that the more attractive you find a girl the more likely that girl is a bitch
The Matt Rule totally happened to me again! Proper liked this girl and she ended up ditching me on a date and was just a downright bitch, when will I ever find love
by DarkObsession September 19, 2017
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matt canada

A terrorist employed by the Pittsburgh Steelers, probably born in Cleveland. He should no longer have a job, but he gave Mike Tomlin’s son a scholarship. Canada is so ass that during the 9/18 Steelers game the fans chanted “fire canada”.
Random person: Hitler is the worst person in history!
Pickensburgh: Matt Canada is worse
by BigO_naz October 3, 2023
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Matt Sturniolo

THE HOTTEST FUCKING PERSON TO WALK ON THIS EARTH 🔥
"... wait i forgot who the hottest and chillest person on this earth is"

matt sturniolo.
(p.s this was made 2 days after their 20th birthday but still ML GUYS!!!)
by smoochintheman August 3, 2023
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Matt Tait

A small erinaceous male who wears sandals and has a neat buzz cut.
Woah, sandals and a buzz cut what a Matt Tait
by Sven Jeff December 22, 2017
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Matt Sturniolo

The finest mf to ever walk the planet. He's so fine I started galloping. This is my second definition of him. My first one was he's really fucking hot. But I wanted to make another one with my acc name. So yeah.
Matt sturniolo makes me wanna scream👍
by emilywright444 July 29, 2023
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Matt Chapman

Matt Chapman #26 on the Oakland A's, Won gold glove and platinum glove. Arguably one of the best 3rd baseman and all around fielder right now.
Damn there is no play Matt Chapman cant make.
by Big on Baseball March 20, 2019
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Matt Mattarazzo

1. Super talented singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, musician, and actor.
2. Hot, amazing,sexy, awesome, cute, sweet, talented musician.
Rolling Stone magazine: "Matt Mattarazzo is, maybe, the greatest thing to come into the new musical generation."
by suxxx May 15, 2011
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