Lucky shitsnacks

When you find undesirable food to eat when you're starving

Clifton was having a late night jazz session, and all he could find to eat were lucky shitsnacks.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

Lucky

Within holding hands and withheld expectations does the name frighten some and joy to others. For when the term resonated within this young man, would the anxieties of the world be bestowed upon him life has given much interpretation to what “luck” can ensue which is half chance. Though this young man will own up to the name and release said anxieties away from himself and therefore absolving others. A name in where we rejoice in the new interpretation of what it means to be “Lucky.” As within continued efforts and great feats you can really say it is all a random happenstance. Though through consistency, determination, adaptability, cleverness, sarcastic, happy-go-LUCKY self can all of life’s up brings really seem like it was lucky. You are the light remember that shine within the darkness. Before anything there was nothing but within nothing was something created.

Here is a scenario:

Random Person:Hey Joe what do you know?

Lucky: I do not know. Stuff

Person: ……

by FigurDuh December 14, 2023

Lucky Lick and Stick

When a woman licks a man’s balls and his penis gets as long and hard as a stick.

Mark: Lily just gave me a lucky lick and stick.
Geoff: What!? That’s so lucky!
Lily: *walks past them*
Mark and Geoff: *watches their penises get big*

by ReDsUsPiocIOS March 31, 2021

Lucky Deuce

While you jerk-off and take a shit at the same time, you “hit the jackpot” if you cum and drop a deuce at the same time.

Unexpectedly, I had a Lucky Deuce while I was sitting on the toilet.

by Pancreas Man January 8, 2018

Lucky Pierrini

The insecure gay guy that hasn’t come out of the closet who constantly tries interrupting a bachelor party or other events with strippers or loose women. They usually try to get in between the bachelor who could be fornicating or getting fellacio from two or more women and pretend to be funny/gay. Similar to lucky pierre but more annoying, gay, and cock blocking.

Pat was getting fellaced and using a dildo on Destiny, the stripper, when Ryan barged in, grabbed the dildo and tried shoving it up his own ass then pats. Later he tried stealing my Hillary Clinton blow up doll I was having sex with lick the semen out. He was no lucky pierre. He was a Lucky Pierrini.

by Names buck and I wanna June 3, 2018

Emo lucky

derrick Rosa

Derrick Rosa is such a Emo lucky

by giyfysfdysf August 1, 2022

Lucky liquid

Any liquid you keep safe, just as a good luck charm

I think I’m gonna ace this test, I brought my lucky liquid

by Mrbobpants April 3, 2022