Sir Noobs-a-Lot

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.

Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."

by Dr Zap April 14, 2014

Fall in the parking lot

The gayest finsta name of all time

Alex: What the fuck does that mean
Autumn: huh, I love keegan
Alex: it makes sense now

Fall in the parking lot

by Utimatedad101 August 19, 2018

cappin' a lot

A mf who pops pills cuz they pop the cap off the pill bottle, so if you

I can't keep taking these pills, when I'm in the trenches, they say I be cappin' a lot - Durkioo 2020

by DurkiooKrazyy January 30, 2022

parking lot rocker

A parking lot rocker are mostly metal heads (or a group)that go to a show or venue but never step out to support the bands playing live, they're mostly found drinking Modelos or low grade alcohol, and blast Toxic Holocaust in their car, thinking that its a good band.

They live on low income and often hate on the popular underground bands and talk shit on other metal fans that can afford to attend big concerts, known to leave a mess at parking lots and have DUI records. .

Don is a parking lot rocker, he promised to john that he would get there early to see his band open up for Decide but is with Sam drinking Early times whiskey while listening to Venom.

by Jrob2020 July 16, 2018

The lot pizza

The lot pizza is named after the Emperor Mikolo Co Emperor Jackno. Both emperors argued alot about what was going into there pizza , so to finally agree and live in peace they decided to put A-Lot of toppings on the pizza so none of them could complain about the outcome

Do you want to get the lot pizza

by The Emp0ror September 30, 2023

parking lot princess

A ridiculously large non-commercial pickup truck. Specifically one so big and long that it exceeds the length of a standard parking space.

Person1- dude. You see that truck hanging out of that parking space? They are even pulled all the way up! They are still like halfway in the aisle!!

Person2- These parking lot princesses are out of control!

by Thesonicpaintbrush December 9, 2023

Parking Lot Skipping

A form evading traffic, usually when someone is in a rush that involves cutting through parking lots to get to an alternative route

My professor engaged in parking lot skipping to get to work when there was too much traffic

by thenoladriver September 26, 2025