When you have such severe cancer it slowly mutates into a lobster
The name lobster comes from the constellation of cancer that is represented by a crab
The name lobster comes from the constellation of cancer that is represented by a crab
Doctor: Sam, I'm afraid the cancer has mutated into a lobster
Sam: Oh no, how long do I have to live
Doctor: Five minutes
Sam: Oh no, how long do I have to live
Doctor: Five minutes
by Jamal Spaghetti January 13, 2019
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(combination of “looks right” and “makes sense”)
(combination of “looks right” and “makes sense”)
“I got dress coded today cuz my perfectly normal sized shorts were ‘too short’, but a couple tables over I see this girl reaching for something with her booty cheeks popping out for the whole world to see, and she got away with it.”
“Looks sense.”
“I know right??”
“Looks sense.”
“I know right??”
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A public reaction from an observation by world famous astrologer Chris Brennan that some artists randomly substitute the zodiac sign cancer with a lobster. The Cancer constellation is shaped like a crab, and its symbolism is lost as a lobster. This caused much reaction in early 2019.
Jimmy: Are you tired of lobstergate yet?
Gary: I am but it bothers me to see people believing that lobsters and crabs are the same animals.
Gary: I am but it bothers me to see people believing that lobsters and crabs are the same animals.
by Jimyee97 February 28, 2019
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by Lil Jozzzzz April 29, 2019
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by Koch$ July 20, 2019
Get the Lobstering in the Keys mug.A female or male that seeks a companion based only on monitory status. An individual who seeks someone that wants to spend a lot of money on them, hence, a Lobster boo. Lobster is used in the naming because it always entitles eating expensive meals . And the one spending the money knows it.
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