A scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. The Log Theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. It has since been accepted as scientific fact.
Log Theory case study: On more than one occasion we observed Roman's return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.
by wordsmithphd June 7, 2017

while having sex in toilet stall person bent over taking it from behind and the hands slip off toilet and face plunges into toilet water..bobbing for logs
scott met a girl at the bar they went into the bathroom for a quickie and ended up having her bob for logs in the process
by Gnu782 September 24, 2023

by Chopper Zombie August 2, 2022

I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!
by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014

Andy’s log is a large cylindrical shaped hunk of feces which is used to clog the throats of his fans
by Andy6 logs March 28, 2019

A log in a bonfire that is perceived to be movable, but when displaced leads to the total destruction of said bonfire.
Jon stood up to adjust the logs in the bonfire, but he grabbed a Jenga-log and the bonfire was decimated.
by PhillyCheese87 July 19, 2009

by professional salt log January 29, 2018
