Liberal

noun: A person who, because of a brilliantly ineffectual two-party system, has been made out as the "enemy of democracy" in the minds of those currently in power. Every vicious, hateful post against these people (and against conservatives) helps take our minds off of the real ills of society so that we may feel like we're doing good by hating SOMETHING.

Bill: We should fight poverty.
Jim: Yeah, but you wouldn't know how, because you're a stupid pot-smoking hippie naive liberal.
Bill: Well you're a heartless selfish conservative, and I hate your views!
Jim: I hate your views too!
Bill: Well, I feel better about fighting poverty now.

by SamsonIII August 22, 2005

Literally Free

A term used by Fortnite players to describe their opponent lacking skill with an easy win.
Often paired with dog water.

He's literally so free, freer than dog water, literally free no earnings 0 pr

by EthoRipper January 17, 2021

Overly-Critical Literacy

A pedagogy that involves obsessing on minutiae, errors and trivialities in a text in which critical literacy issues are analyzed.

In his paper he used Overly-Critical Literacy, ignoring the issues of power and social justice in favor of discussing a misplaced semi-colon.

by Matthius Povilaitislavsky April 2, 2010

Liberati

Noun

The Liberal Social Governance Complex; Liberals who compulsively try to police thought, ideas, and shut down anyone who disagrees with them.

See Social Justice Warrior.

If tough to come up with a solution with those Liberati because if your perspective doesn't align 100% with what they think, they'll declare you incoherent, unintelligent, or a dumb hick. There's just no room for any other perspective.

by OnePieceWonPeace February 28, 2017

latering

Catering for later. Gourmet food prepared and frozen to be served at a later time.

Lets order some latering to have in the freezer for next weeks party.

by Chefcraig May 15, 2017

laterment

a literal catboy who streams to twitch

New viewer: "Who is laterment?"
Laterment: "Meow purrr purrr meow owo nya ~"

Friend #1: Do you watch laterment?
Friend #2: I adore him!

Laterment: "Meow!"
A literal cat: "Meow"

by bigbeanboy October 28, 2020

Liberals

People who take the little issues and makes the issue explode into a major issue. As seen in extreme cases like Women's marches and anarchism in our own country!

Person 1: There's another protest going on. I bet a liberal started it.

Person 2: Ugh, Liberals make no sense!!

by Trumpstyles February 23, 2017