by Robert Masters April 14, 2005

when your girl feels as if she has to release a geseous foul storm from her anus and sit's on you to realese it all. it's best when done by a iron-handed,sexy female patner
who's seven ft taller than you. let her fart on you as much as she has to. you'll never want her to break up with you as a result.
who's seven ft taller than you. let her fart on you as much as she has to. you'll never want her to break up with you as a result.
can you believe what happened to me last night? Man speceilya subjected me to fart liquid torture. i never wanna leave her.never.
by 24/765 November 26, 2010

The alcoholic sweater you wear on the inside, often giving you "warmth" in a number of drunk situations... mostly used in cases of courage or extreme stupidity...
Katie, the tube-top wearing, miniskirt-sporting hoochie mama took 8 shots of vodka and climbed into her liquid long johns, allowing her to brave the sub zero temperatures outside, thus leaving her jacket at home.
by megunami July 1, 2009

A brown slimy pasty smelly liquid that comes out of a vagina if it has not been douched or cleaned or has some sort of STD.
1.Don't have sex with sarah she is full of dirty vagina Liquid
2. I fucked jenny and dirty vagina liquid came squirting out of her vagina I asked her what the hell was that and she told me that was caused because she has STDs And has not douched in months.
2. I fucked jenny and dirty vagina liquid came squirting out of her vagina I asked her what the hell was that and she told me that was caused because she has STDs And has not douched in months.
by Dirty Vagina Liquid October 19, 2008

Southern Comfort. The best damn drink in the world, mix with Sprite, Sierra Mist, or Coca-Cola. Serve it to the ladies and within moments, she will tear those pink frilly granny panties off like they on fire.
Guy 1: Did you get lucky last night with that chick you met at the club?
Guy 2: Hell yeah. Liquid Panty Remover does it every time.
Guy 2: Hell yeah. Liquid Panty Remover does it every time.
by axewound87 April 20, 2008

by NJ40 February 18, 2007

by KIDNAMEDSHREK March 21, 2019
