by Xoxo lil July 7, 2020
Get the lilza mug.guy: man im in love with linda. i never want to lose her.
guy 2: dude just go ask her out
guy: i cant. im afraid ill lose her as a friend
guy 2: just shoot your shot. i know she likes you
guy: alright dude, thanks
guy 2: youre welcome my guy.
guy 2: dude just go ask her out
guy: i cant. im afraid ill lose her as a friend
guy 2: just shoot your shot. i know she likes you
guy: alright dude, thanks
guy 2: youre welcome my guy.
by Prmag September 9, 2020
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Get the Linas mug.She is a rat. She yells and curses a lot. She looks and smells like shit. She likes it when people throw books at her. She doesn't like anyone. She is very very stupid and always asks Abiha and Ashley for homework answers. She gets her phone taken away for 1 month. She also is as tall as a bug. She acts like she’s high all the time. She is just one dumbass person. She isn’t a clown because she is the whole DAMMNNN circus. My dude be lookin like a obese donkey. She puts lip balm on EVERY FOUR FUCKING SECONDS.
by anonymous October 27, 2020
Get the Lina mug.1. A Linda is a really cute, short, blonde chick who—because of her good looks— believes she is the best thing that ever happened to Life since sliced bread. The seemingly positive attention she gets from both men and women creates a Rare Beast out of a Linda wherein everyone she comes into contact with becomes a tool for her to use and abuse any which way she can.
2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.
3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.
3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
by hipslickcool October 30, 2020
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