Leperchauns

Leperchauns are short Irish myths, They wear green suits and are predicted to have a lot of gold, but this is a miss conception. They actually come into your house at night and steal your belongings. If you turn off your phone or put it on silent, the leperchauns will be sure to take it from you. It will be very hard for you I get your phone back becaus ethe leperchauns don't compromise well. Don't turn mentally challenged and put your phone on silent, leperchauns will take it.

"Dude I lost my phone yesterday"
"Did you have it on silent?"
" Yeah cus people were texting me too much"
" Horrible mistake, the leperchauns must've taken it at night, they take everything you leave out of sight"

by A Victim of their crime April 1, 2013

Squeeze levers

To squeeze greg lever

Ross: "Im going to squeeze HIM"

Greg: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Sweeney (background cacophony): "SQEEZE LEVERS!!!!!!!!!!"

by Rossy bai January 7, 2005

Jordan Leaver

Jordan Leaver is a kind, caring and loving friend who although is going through a lot, pushes his issues aside to help the people around him. He is a giant, harmless teddy bear who gives the best hugs and cuddles. He isn't afraid to be himself and is extremely down to earth. Although he has many insecurities that he believes drags him down, the people around him love him for who he is and see past the flaws he believes he has.. This BFG is as good as any human being gets and this kid deserves to be treated nothing but the best.
I love you big bro. Chin up (:

Julie: That hug was amazing!
Mark: He pulled a Jordan Leaver

by LeGlasses October 1, 2012

Zoe Laverne Pemberton

A beautiful woman. Yes she makes bad choices but all teens do it. Anyways shes a queen periot. She an amazing dancer.

Hater-Oh hey zoe lahoe poopberton
Zonut- HER NAME IS ZOE. LAVERNE. PEMBERTON.

hater: whatever your talentless clowns
Zonut: all zonuts can dance and zoe. We are all beautiful. Like zoe. And we are all nice like zoe laverne Pemberton

Zonut: she can dance

Zoe

by Frxitloop September 18, 2020

leper

Shane "skinbad" Comofort,
irish form of a leper

Guy 1: that guy's arm just fell off!!!
Guy 2: maybe its shane comfort?
Guy 1: oh yeah, never mind

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Leeroy Jenkins

Name of a retarded cat that doesn't know how to cover it's own poop in a litter box.

WOW it stinks, Leeroy Jenkins must have just pooped. That cat is so retarded it doesn't know how to use the litter box.

by Bitty Bumba December 14, 2008

Zoe Laverne

A sweet loving girl who is not just beautiful but is nice to her fans. She may have made mistakes in the past but think about it no one is perfect everyone has made more than 10 mistakes before, no one is perfect and everyone should be forgiven.

Zoe Laverne is so beautiful and she is a great dancer.

by Lulu.670 September 25, 2019