Lemon Smoocher

The person who haven't dated anyone for a long time

oh that lemon smoocher got a date

by hokageitachi November 17, 2016

Lemon-sicle

When you beat your meat using a lemon and blow your load inside the lemon and it pours out and looks like a lemon-sicle

"My girlfriend said we should try doing a lemon-sicle"

by Rakesh-hakeem allasah October 25, 2016

squeeze the lemon

to relieve your bladder by the process of urinating. urine colors may resemble the color of lemon juice.

I had to squeeze the lemon really bad. I was in the ocean, so I just went right then and there.

by master alligator poop July 3, 2016

lemon heads

gold or bright color earrings(diamonds)

Yellow diamonds in my ear, call em lemon heads
-Cam'ron

by NiceWitIt September 10, 2005

lemon curd

Rhyming slang for a burd (lady) in West of Scotland.

'If you were in the Oran Mor with a lemon curd.... '

by jimbob_kite April 26, 2005

Rait lemon

An important ingredient in a taco that makes it irresistible to anyone, commonly inducing orgasmic feelings which result in the taco's relocation to the persons' pants.

Last night, mom and I were making tacos, and I suggested that she put some rait lemon in them. She was very accepting of this idea. Dad wasn't, but that's okay. No one cares what he thinks, anyway.

by Luke12 April 5, 2008

bag of lemons

when a girls ass is so big/fat it dimples and/or sags.

you see that ass man? bud it prob looks like a bag of lemons without those tna pants

by merkmerk March 8, 2012