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Usage 1: That blunt yesterday was laced with hash.

Usage 2: When I came through the door last night, she was laced and ready to fuck.
Laced by Bufferd May 19, 2010

Later Masterbater 

Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."
Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.

You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?

Hooker:.......yes.

You: Later masterbater.

thank me later 

The thing that people say when they try to be useful but fail
The good part of the video is at 1:06, thank me later
thank me later by Creepycat18_YT November 26, 2020

Lamedropping 

The act of lame name-dropping into a conversation.
That Community Cait...such a *lame*dropper...always on about her celebrity blogging friends
Lamedropping by Imran Ali November 21, 2003

Seattle Late 

When an individual is late to a meeting or event because they were getting coffee.

This instanstly excuses the tardiness.
Group at the meeting: "Where is Alice? It's 6:08"

*Alice walks in, Starbucks in hand*

Alice: "Sorry guys, another Seattle Late of me"

*Meeting starts as if nothing happened*
Seattle Late by T8y8 February 4, 2010

Too little too late 

Too late to apologize. When someone makes a huge mistake and his apology is way too little to cover the damages.
Son 1: I love you too mom
Mom glances at son 2
Son 2 long time after: I love you too mom
Mom: too little too late