Lag

The real reason video games cause violence.

As I was about to finally kill the boss, the lag killed me.

by efaefawefdfae March 15, 2024

take a lag

To 'take a lag' means to go to jail.

"He better hope the cops get to him first 'coz I'll happily take a lag to fuck him up myself!"

by rm84 October 2, 2020

Morning Lag

When you wake up just completley out if it, and you don't want to do anything that requires you to move, it out fourth effect.

Dude...that morning I suffered from an extreme case of morning lag.

by MySexyHair February 21, 2015

Lag

the one thing that coexist in all online games for a majority of players. There is no defense and you cannot kill it. If there is enough of it you will either render yourself defenceless and get you killed or you will disconnect and be forced to come. This can be fixed by getting a faster Internet for it is mainly caused by Internet not being fast enough.

Friend: Lets play cod together
You: Sure
-Plays cod and dies-

You: FUCKING LAG!
-throws modem out of the window-

by rabbidninja June 9, 2011

fête-lag

Extreme tiredness or inability to sleep at regular times during the week (especially on a monday) due to late hours kept on the weekend.

Oh my god, after Glastonbury festival, I'm totally fête-lagged

by Crixy August 26, 2013

Fall Lag

When you're trying to play a fun game of Fall Guys, but constant lag spikes keep interrupting your flow and causeing you to miss-time jumps, or get whacked by obstacles you thought were nowhere close to you, and no matter what you do, whether you restart your console, or dis and reconnect your Wi-Fi, it just will not go away.

Bro this fall lag keeps making me get hit by rhinos. I'm extremely close to killing myself right now

by red_stink August 25, 2023

Lag

The reason you lost your Fortnite game

I hate this lag and now I came second place

by yeetmeworld May 17, 2023