labelphilia

The overwhelming desire to tuck in someone else's sticky-outy neckline label.

In addition to being more than a little creepy, his tactile tendencies towards her turtleneck announced to all his unashamed labelphilia.

by Fade2412 October 24, 2012

Labeler

Someone who comes to a party completely unknown, and turns up to the maximum level. He turns everyone else up higher then they were before, brings free shit like weed, beer, drugs, all that nice stuff, and then gives it all away. Thing is? They leave, unknown, with just a name left behind.

For example. Last year, on a Florida Beach. Some tall dude with the shaggiest hair came to my college beach party. Was getting boring as jagger man. This dude shows up, 2 OUNCES of the LOUDESTTTT shit ever man! Just gave it away! Then he got up on the cliff and started head banging, pouring a 40 ounce on his hair. Total fucking epic. Dude left though, when the hottest girl in the party started grinding. Left his name in her back pocket. "Charlie Marley" Dudes a legend here in the Carolina beaches man. At least to everyone around me! He's like an urban legend of all labelers!

by Schincker August 12, 2014

labelity

The ability to label a relationship

He has labelity issues and would rather just be friends.

by BW'sBFF March 10, 2015

Label

verb
meaning basic; over-used; common

"Damn, you such a label"
"your really labeling right now"

by carolineO'Donnell December 17, 2015

LaBeoufed

When you fuck something up.

Guy 1: how'd you do on that exam?
Guy 2: I fell asleep and drooled on my paper. Totally LaBeoufed it.

by Big kitty 05 March 11, 2016

LaBeoufed

Getting sent motivational videos so hype you can't chill.

You see that video of the Japanese fisherman screaming "you can do it!!!"? That LaBeoufed me hard, dude.

by Car1cature April 22, 2018

Labs

Then the mans thick he. He got some what good labs.

Mans labs cool but not thick like shaqs.

by Nicholea January 18, 2018