log twagling

something thats sounds bad, but really means nothing

I walked in on my friend log twagling

by backerman May 25, 2010

chowder log

The shit you take immediately after getting cummed in your butt.

Jen had a huge chowder log after staying up all night with Max blowing loads in her ass.

by IM BORN TO FUUUCK January 17, 2014

log breath

When one’s breath is so foul, the smell is comparable to that of a log.

“God, did you smell Chrissy’s log breath?”
“Hey Log Breath, care for a mint?”

by Scabbygabby May 13, 2018

hot logging

When you take a dump and its physically hot; officially when geologists log core as soon as it comes out of a drill rigs core hole.

Man I ate too much chilli at the restaurant and spent the night hot logging.

by cortez_da_killerccojkjdsjsdjds January 04, 2018

Log swap

The act of putting a hollow tube in your asshole and shitting into someone else's asshole

I need to take a log swap. Would anyone care to help me?

by Master Of Juice Taylor June 19, 2018

log soggin

When you sit on the toilet for too long after you poop, causing your log to sog in the toilet bowl.

Person_1: *Knocks on bathroom door* Hey you almost done in there?
Pooping_Person: Give me a minute.
Person_1: Come on man, quit log soggin!

by jamseycramsalotinhisass April 07, 2020

Butter Logged

Adj: Food such as vegetables or seafood delights fully loaded with great flavor due to the fact that they were drenched in melted butter.

Steve: Yo Mike how do you want my girl to prepare your vegetables?

Mike: Com'on Steve, you know I only eat greens if they are butter logged!

Steve: True true, no doubt me too!

by Bountee Killa August 03, 2009