Hit or miss ya dumb hoe bitch stfu with your ugly ass pigtails and your flat ass stop fucking trying to trash talk and do something useful with your life and go scuba diving, you got the goggles already and go shove a starfish up your tight booty, you think you are pretty but the only mans u can get is a ugly ass cheating beaver that claims he touches big booties that do not belong to you. So go spill syrup on your fake ass Nike sweater and have pancakes yeeted at you for a long period of time.
by WetCinderBlock4784 June 2, 2020
Get the Lauren Porterfieldmug. Designer brand, most famous for it's polo shirts in its Ralph Lauren 'Blue' collection. Ralph Lauren polo's are sometimes known as 'ralphies'
by Ally April 21, 2005
Get the Ralph laurenmug. Lauren Clarks are amazingly beautiful and cool. They usually are extremely talented and love to perform in front of large crowds. Although they love to be in the spotlight, they are very kind and love to support their friends. Lauren Clarks are usually called by their full name rather than just "Lauren" because of how cool they are.
Omigosh, Lauren Clark! Your performance last night was incredible! And thanks so much for being so cool and nice and fun!
by SoLaLaLa411 November 24, 2010
Get the Lauren Clarkmug. 
by Barry big fists February 18, 2017
Get the lauren campbellmug. the hottest 15 year old girl ever seen by man..perfect eyes,peferct face,perfect stomach,perfect legs,and perfect feet..and also the girl i dream of and cant get..to bad right..
she is the sun in my day and the moon in my nigh always there to help me threw the fright..hahaha that rymed
by jake a April 28, 2005
Get the perfect laurenmug. super hot girl that all the guys drool over and all the girls hate beacause they know theyll never be like her, gets the hottest guys and has the hottest body ever!
by tristen7888 October 15, 2011
Get the Lauren Guillorymug.