landon

the inability to make up your mind or know what you want.

He was being all 'landon' about it.

by yourworstnightmareinadarkalley August 26, 2011

landon

landon is an ass and a dick he is funny but and exboyfrend of mine were still close freind and if you hit him he will go off he is a rude mother fucker but i like him the way he his anad still have a crush on him but nothing is ever wrong with him if there is he sucks it up and be strong

landon is lovly and so nice he is a somewhat a good person

by kk13angelina October 1, 2018

Landon

A gay faggot who masturbates to his mom.

Oh shit that boy is a Landon.

by Somewhiteboi February 10, 2018

Landen

Landen is the best friend you could ever have. He is always there to listen to you and he is always willing to help. Everyone likes Landen and he is very popular. He is the sweetest, most caring, and loving guy you will ever meet.

1. Hey Have You Seen Landen?
2. Yeah, he is over there helping his crying friend.

by fhejsjdjsjakididiwiwod July 2, 2018

Landon

The strange kid in the corner that looks a lot like Elvis Presley and insists he is good at sports. Although, many say he uses WAY to much hair gel.

Person: have you seen that kid that looks like Elvis?

Person 2: you mean Landon?

by 😶😳🤖😱😔😐😂😀😅🦄 August 2, 2017

Landing strip

When you are in or about to begin the act of male masterbation in your bed and lay down a neat line of toilet paper at the projected target so it doesn’t get on your bed.

Guy 1: yea man I laid down the phatest landing strip last night but it just want enough to contain this December 1st nut.

Guy 2: I totally get it man same thing happened to me

by Cay919 November 30, 2017

Landen

Landen is one of those people who always make you smile and laugh no matter what. He’s a amazing friend and a awesome boyfriend. He’s a keeper so keep that in mind. He is funny, cute, goofy, and kind.

Landen is such a cool friend!!

by Unknown~333 May 12, 2019