Kevin

somehow he's like kinda friends with everyone but not really... tbh he's a lying lil bitch that's pretty irrelevant and you sure wouldn't care about him. also uhhh im pretty sure everyone thinks hes gay err 0.0

K: Did u hear what kevin did?
Me: stfu no one cares ab kevin

D: kevins a dumb bitch
Me:ikr
K: so anyway ab shevdchxwdbjcxhdjcw

by TheUrbanDictionaryCult:3 January 8, 2019

Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016

Kevin

Little and tiny asshole who have a small and almost non-visible dick

That dumbass is almost as stupid as Kevin

by HugeDick 07 September 5, 2019

Kevin

A type of nigga to suck biggass cock for money, he like to talk about gay shit
He not gay, but you question it. He plays soccer, and makes fun of people and is mean.

Kevin oh look

by Lolduckmycuck March 11, 2019

Kevin

A flaming homosexual and the bitchiest man alive. All people named Kevin are generally douchebags. Kevins have an inordinate amount of butt sex. Their asses are well lubed machines literally. Kevins like to hump random people in the parking lots of grocery stores.

Watch yo ass, Kevin is comin'!

We need beverages cuz I don't like water.

by captainjord3 December 9, 2010

Kevin

HE IS A DOUCHE BAG WHO LIKES TO MAKE FUN OF YOU ON URBAN DICTIONARY. HIS PULL OUT GAME IS WEAK AS HELL AND HE HAS SEX WITH TREES FOR LIVING. HE ALSO IS A THOT WITH A STD

KEVIN LIKES TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN WITH A STD

by The nicest person ever April 6, 2017

Kevin

Is a little faggot who complains about anything and everything. Usually thinks he’s cool for doing something that is popular, but makes it unpopular. Always needs a haircut, and always goes after girls that aren’t interested in him. In short kevins need to kill themselves

Kevin: Do you wanna date?
Girl: No, go kys

by BlackBoyChistopherwalk November 7, 2018