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kid whose parent give them an iPad the moment they exit their mum’s
pussy. 10 years later their parents wonder why their
kid is a kindergarten dropout with no friends whose only exercise is tapping a screen.
We shall never raise an iPad
kidLefty :Why the fuck is that
kid playing a game out loud on their iPad in this restaurant while screaming?
Righty: Because he’s an iPad
kidLefty:Does little Johnny realise his finger has been up his nose for the past 2 hours while he plays on his iPad with the other hand ?
Righty: I mean no because he’s an IPad kid