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Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.
Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*
by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016
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Kevin

Little and tiny asshole who have a small and almost non-visible dick
That dumbass is almost as stupid as Kevin
by HugeDick 07 September 5, 2019
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Kevin

A flaming homosexual and the bitchiest man alive. All people named Kevin are generally douchebags. Kevins have an inordinate amount of butt sex. Their asses are well lubed machines literally. Kevins like to hump random people in the parking lots of grocery stores.
Watch yo ass, Kevin is comin'!

We need beverages cuz I don't like water.
by captainjord3 December 9, 2010
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Kevin

HE IS A DOUCHE BAG WHO LIKES TO MAKE FUN OF YOU ON URBAN DICTIONARY. HIS PULL OUT GAME IS WEAK AS HELL AND HE HAS SEX WITH TREES FOR LIVING. HE ALSO IS A THOT WITH A STD
KEVIN LIKES TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN WITH A STD
by The nicest person ever April 6, 2017
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Kevin

Is a little faggot who complains about anything and everything. Usually thinks he’s cool for doing something that is popular, but makes it unpopular. Always needs a haircut, and always goes after girls that aren’t interested in him. In short kevins need to kill themselves
Kevin: Do you wanna date?
Girl: No, go kys
by BlackBoyChistopherwalk November 7, 2018
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Kevin

A lanky ass motherfucker that thinks he's good at basketball. But has a wack as jumshot and uses his extreme height for nothing.
Girl: "Kevin is so trash at basketball"
Girl: "IKR, and he's skinny to so he shouldn't even be playing the sport
by Shaqtin a fool October 15, 2018
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Kevin

An faggot asian with a really small dick, he hates weeaboos but is one so he is basically Hitler. Gets really salty on skype and when somebody calls him gay on skype and he is not far from it. Plays minecraft with black girl and spanish girl.
"Dude stop being a Kevin."

"I'M BEING GAY RIGHT NOW FUCKING KYS YOU WHITE NIGGER TRASH FAGGOT."
by PussyBoi123 February 11, 2017
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