Zombie Joint

The act of sucking Micks balls.

Sam: Dude im hungry for some nut chees.
Mick: Dude a Zombie Joint is always a possiblity
Sam: Dam you need to wash more. I taste cheese.

by angrydrag0n May 22, 2011

joint

the equivalent of a year in jail. used originally in the New York New Jersey area.

1)"Yo my n***a shot that dude in the lot and he gotta do 10 joints for that."

by cmoneybags January 11, 2006

sign a joint income tax

Slang for taking a shit.

I'm going to go sign a joint income tax

by Daniel and Erik August 6, 2007

joints

Personality/way of doing things in life

his joints are so annoying

by Kooby May 28, 2005

Pizza Joint

a marijuana joint spreaded with pizza sauce to give it a good flavor.

I invited Jimmy over and smoked some pizza joints.

by puncher_of_balls1245 October 6, 2010

joint

A Full House in Texas Hold Em'.

He went all in I called and he shows me a joint, Kings Full of Fours. (Flop) 2 4 K (turn) 4 (River) 10

by Doobiewan October 8, 2006

January Joiner

To show your support for the NFL teams that are going to the Super Bowl only after the championship games are completed. To show your support for the home team once they are off to Super Bowl.

Seattle Seahawks Die-Hard Fan #1 "I can't believe that all these fansplants could be anymore insulting by only being January Joiners!!"
... Fan #2 "For real!"

by 'los with the most February 15, 2006