joel jose

a snigger whos eyes bulge out of his 6.9mm dick. He also likes kids with bent backs in his white van or bedroom. Is a short south African looking nigger
woah you looking like a joel jose
by Luxe1 November 19, 2019
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Joel Jose

Usually around 6ft and has extremely strict indian parents, usually claims he gets a lot of attraction from females when he actually get 0. Is a decent friend to have but he usually caps way too much on random as things. He also get some pretty bad grades and looks below average. He also occasionally hits the gym and benches around 60 kgs. He also claims he has a very big penis when in real life its slightly below average.
Friend 1: Yo, u coming to the movies tonight we watching harry potter.
Friend 2: na im a Joel Jose i dident tell my parents 3 months ago.
by Dhyan_patel April 01, 2023
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When you text someone sarcastically and they want to kill you but with kindness
Joel I'm gonna murder you vibe ya feel me
by Yuh24jay February 12, 2018
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Kick a Joel day

On November 26th, everyone named Joel must be kicked, you may notice it’s the day before kick a furry day and that’s because all Joels are furries
Boy do i love Kick a Joel day
by Tuff Golem>Sniffer October 14, 2022
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Joel Jaime

Joel Jaime

Dark person with a fro who bought a house on the side of a hill. Has a small weiner, eats cheeseburgers with a side of diet pills for lunch. Often confused with Tego Calderon.
Yo, is that Tego Calderon?

Nah, it's Fat Joel Jaime

Joel: heeeeee wocka flocka
by SunnySkies_DirtyFlies October 08, 2020
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Dylan Joel

Dylan Joel is the sexiest and most handsome man alive.

He has charm that would knock you right out of your socks.

When you look into his eyes they make you want to give him the world, the moon, and the stars.

He is kind, caring, and sweet but also brave, strong, and smart.

He belongs to Ivana and is the best boyfriend in the world to her.
Person 1: There goes the sexiest Man alive, Dylan Joel
Person 2: Ugh Ivana is so lucky
by Ivvy_ November 23, 2021
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