jacksie towel

A towel with a shit streak. Occurs when drying your anus that was inadequately washed.

Steve hung up his jacksie towel on Nellie's clothesline, shit streak out for all to admire.

by Gnub Jist September 9, 2016

jacksonconda

A monster aged 57 years old living in Michael Jackson pants. It measures around 666 inches in length and 69 inches in thickness. The Jacksonconda lives off the buttholes of MJ haters. A great percentage of the female (and the male) population has shown interest in the data on Jacksonconda as well as the highlights and its multiple uses, but no one ever dared to admit it aloud. The media were too busy bantering about Michael Jackson's nose apparently. But then again, there were those fans flashing their nipples and humping and-

Nevermind.
See also: (the blessed) Gold Pants, Mikegasm, Michaelicious, Mike Jr., the Force etc.

As the popular culture indicates, his Jacksonconda don't-
Nevermind, we just watched the Bad Tour and got to sort ourselves out in the bathroom a bit.

by StefIsTheWalrus July 16, 2016

jacksonconda

A monster aged 57 years old living in Michael Jackson pants. It measures around 666 inches in length and 69 inches in thickness. The Jacksonconda lives off the buttholes of MJ haters. A great percentage of the female (and the male) population has shown interest in the data on Jacksonconda as well as the highlights and its multiple uses, but no one ever dared to admit it aloud. The media were too busy bantering about Michael Jackson's nose apparently. But then again, there were those fans flashing their nipples and humping and-

Nevermind.
See also: (the blessed) Gold Pants, Mikegasm, Michaelicious, Mike Jr., the Force etc.

As the popular culture indicates, his Jacksonconda don't-
Nevermind, we just watched the Bad Tour and got to sort ourselves out in the bathroom a bit.

by StefIsTheWalrus July 16, 2016

Jacks Mom

A fucking whore.

Man I love Jacks Mom. Her cold dead hands feel good on my weewee.

by Jacks Dad July 21, 2020

jackson passaglia

a sexy hot beautiful man.

me: hey baby jackson passaglia
jackson passaglia: hey mamasita

look him up on tik tok: @jacksonpassaglia

by t h e s h i t November 15, 2020

stonewall jacksoned

When you and a partner begin to engage in a sexual act, but when you want to go further, your partner rejects you. It is called "stonewall jacksoned" because your partner often has impenetrable defences.

Guy 1: Man I started messing areound with Nicole the other day but as soon as it started getting hot she Stonewall Jacksoned me!

Guy 2: How can something so evil possible exist...

by ginnihinh April 7, 2010

have my jacks

can also be pronounced 'ave me jacks.

Used in poker when you beat some ones hand with jacks.

man1: Two pairs; eights and kings

man2: (lays down three jacks) Have my jacks

by Vincentw00t September 29, 2005