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Bar-Jitsu

The sacred art of being served at the bar in a busy pub or other beverage serving establishment
"You'll need all your bar-jitsu to get served here"
by pbkemp April 9, 2009
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JiTzY

top man, gangster. some who is unique, important, VIP
JiTzY, shotter,the real g, VIP, joker
by Jaknow July 1, 2007
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Steve-Jitsu

Steve-Jitsu is a martial art that focuses on shooting your opponents in the face with a firearm while they perform their martial art acrobatics. Founded in 2009 while camping in Kelso Park, Steve-jitsu is based on multiple schools of Street-Jitsu and Bustacapinyoface-Jutsu.
Karate Practioner: Steve-Jitsu is no match for Karate!

Steve-Jitsu Practioner: oh yeah? show me.

Karate Practioner: *starts performing his acrobatics*

Steve-Jitsu Practioner: *pulls out his firearm and shoots his opponent in the face*

Lesson: Firearm > 20 years of martial arts.
by Steve-jitsu July 14, 2009
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o jity

When an intoxicated person tries to type "I hurt" and misses the right spot on the keyboard, while sobbing and alone.
by ojity August 4, 2014
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jitz

Another version of foosball / table soccer.
by manho March 17, 2003
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JITS

Acronym for song "Jump" aka Jump in the stands written by and performed by former Green Bay Packer, Robert Brooks. JITS is a great song to play to get your friends fired up before Badger Football games and trips to the bar.

With enough alcohol (Preferably beer out of a basket or Gin shooters) JITS can be turned into an adjective to describe anything.
Hey Tyler, how about you fire some JITS on before the Badgers game

Hey Alex, how about we fire some JITS on so Tyler will get his ass off the front porch and back in here drinking

As an adjective:

Hey Bourque, sorry about you bed sheets, but Katch JITSed all over them.

I can't believe John JITSed out of here and to the Laundromat ......... must have been too much hot sauce.
by Jarvis Shoelaces October 3, 2005
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Jittle

1. Slang term for semen. 2.Another way of use, Jittled, meaning to ejaculate.
1. Ha ha dude, I just shot some jittle on your mom.

2. I jittled when i heard about the new season of Family Guy
by Scott Rush March 28, 2005
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